Shankleface is doing ab exercises and pull-ups and I’m polishing off a pint of ice cream and neither of us is judging the other
life is grand, la di da ❤
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Sh%it Southern Women Say, Part Deux
I’m crying a little bit.
okay okay okay
I was over the “shit girls say” videos like forever ago
but right now I am CACKLING
It might surprise some of you to read this blog in a southern accent, but I cannot tell you how many times I’ve said “you better watch out for the po-lice” in exactly that cadence
I’m old and I don’t get things. Is this meant to be a joke pointing out that rap music doesn’t fit the decor/setting of the film?
Because if that’s the reason that this has nearly 100,000 notes then I’m going to puke on all of you until you die.
I reblogged it because it was an unexpected juxtaposition, especially out of context of the film. To a person who is unfamiliar with the reason for the flowers, the cakes, and Leo’s suit and facial expression, it seems absurd and therefore entertaining.
(via sociolab)
I bet that with a just little biohacking, heroin could go from scary drug to low-carb superfood in no time
How is it already bedtime?
I have to be at work an hour early tomorrow so my bosses can fuss at me along with everyone else, because one person got a crappy customer service score and it “wouldn’t be fair” to single her out for punishment. One of my bosses has volunteered to bring breakfast casserole to make this meeting more like fun and less like staying after school because some other kid wouldn’t stop fucking off. It’s not going to work.
For the love of God, I need a new job.
David is staying with his mom in Henry county, so I’m turning my loneliness into self-indulgence.
All too often in cases like this I hear that the answer is for an offended party to “get a sense of humor.” I hate this. I hate how it puts the blame for the failed joke on the audience, and I hate how it’s almost always used by crappy comedians defending crappy jokes. If someone takes something really seriously, they have reasons for it, reasons that they can’t ignore. Don’t mock them for that.
The solution then is to understand at least a bit about what your audience is not going to find funny and adjust your jokes accordingly, even throwing them out entirely. Can you live without that Holocaust joke? Yes of course you can. Idiot.
— Cracked: 4 Reasons No One Laughed at Your Joke“Instead of being driven by biology, women’s rate of orgasm relative to men is a function of social forces. For one, we often bifurcate the sexual experience in line with gender norms: men are sexual (they experience desire) and women are sexy (they inspire desire). The focus on men’s internal wants and sensations also draws our attention to his satisfaction. Thus his orgasm, but not necessarily hers, becomes a critical part of what must happen for a sexual encounter to be successful and fulfilling. This is part of why intercourse – a sexual act that is strongly correlated with orgasm for men – is the only act that almost everyone agrees counts as “real sex,” whereas activities that are more likely to produce orgasm in women are considered optional foreplay.” —Lisa Wade
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Just working on my cover letter
Baz Luhrmann outdid himself.
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