January 2012
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Dear Tumblr,
I still love you. I’ll be back soon.
-speakgirl
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I will feel better if I get dolled up and go out
I will feel better if I get dolled up and go out
megalomaniology asked: so how are you doing? just curious
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my day got better
I started my period at work, and everything was awful. I came home and told Nick how awful everything was, and he presented me with a grilled cheese sandwich, some weed for my cramps, and a screwdriver. I am nearly moved to tears.
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Y'all, Dolly Parton is opening a water-and-snow... →
This is relevant to quite a few of you.
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I am actually liveblogging my OK Cupid experience
I have never blogged about anything more banal in my entire life. I have done a lot of blogging.
I am flirting with an actually interesting person and I might die of shock.
OK Cupid is exactly like the bars around here
full of army guys that can’t form a sentence but think I’m really pretty.
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don't get between people and their ability to...
The government tries to pass numerous bills that directly contradict our rights
Everyone: It's not important. Who cares about politics?
The government tries to censor the internet
Everyone: ARE YOU SHITTING ME SOMEONE TELL ME I AM ON PUNK'D THIS IS NOT HAPPENING HOW MANY PETITIONS CAN I SIGN THIS IS BABY BACK BULLSHIT I AM CALLING MY LOCAL REPRESENTATIVE AND LETTING THIS BITCH HAVE A PIECE OF MY MIND
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within ten minutes
And with only one picture on my profile, I have received two messages. One is some tool in Nashville who is in advertising and sounds like he thinks he’s way funnier than he is, and the other is an Army wife / Nursing student with a kid.
Why the hell did I think this was going to be anything but funny?
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Polyamory: You're Doing It Wrong →
This whole thing just reads like a twenty year-old who’s butthurt about her first real boyfriend, who wasn’t actually her boyfriend. I wish she had written to coketalk instead.
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The first registry page has already neglected me in its categories. My options are “I’m single,” “I’m seeing someone / just here for friends,” and “I’m married / just here for friends.” What if I’m seeing someone AND I want to meet people and maybe date / have sex with them? It would be nice if the site had a function that made that...
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I am literally the last person on the internet who...
I am the most least coolest
whatever whatever I do what I want
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weirdsociology replied to your post: taxes
THAT IS SOME HOOOOORSE SHIIIIIIT.
Let’s go to Sweden.
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taxes
I made less than $12,000 last year. I’m getting $12 back.
I was just going to use my refund to pay back my student loans anyway, so it’s not like I’m losing out on anything. (The government is probably never going to see that money again, let’s just be real about it.)
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I'm directing the alumni production of The Vagina...
There are no words strong enough for my excitement. If you’re in the area and would like to be involved, there’s a FB event for auditions here.
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“These people are going on mushroom trips in the lab setting and months later, in...”
– Nicholas Money talks about psilocybin, a psychedelic compound found in over 200 species of mushrooms. Psilocybin is currently being used in highly-supervised lab studies to see how people react to the hallucinogen, which mimics the effects of serotonin on brain receptors. (via nprfreshair)
YES YES...
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liquidiousfleshbag:
I guess I just don’t find jokes at the expense of disabled people funny.
I’m such a humorless cunt.
You said it, not me.
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“Persephone is having sex in hell.
Unlike the rest of us, she doesn’t know
what...”
– Louise Gluck, Persephone the Wanderer (via gatheringbones)
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there's a television program about famous people...
ok tumblr bye
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Attention, friends:
Cupcakes are a go at my crib. Come over in an hour or so to help me eat them. Please and thank you.
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PIV sex and sex-related agony
Sometimes when Nick and I have sex, his penis runs into my cervix at a most uncomfortable angle. Today was a particularly bad experience. I immediately started crying like a baby and curled into the fetal position. For the next 45 minutes, I gritted my teeth through wave after wave of debilitating cramps. This can’t be normal. Are all cervices as sensitive as mine? Can I get my cervix...
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“I want those of you who are seriously singing Paul’s praises, while calling...”
– http://www.timwise.org/2012/01/of-broken-clocks-presidential-candidates-and-the-confusion-of-certain-white-liberals/ (via lau-ra-sau-rus)
relevant to fucking EVERYTHING.
(via dazaibrosamu)
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Teach you how to love me: (a poem on polyamory,...
pompadoursandpincurls:
Loving you… is easy cause… We communicate non-violently.
All you need is love… And agency and self-determination and respect and self-care.
I see you drivin round town with the girl I love, and I’m like, Okay.
I don’t want you to be mine, You’re not my one and only, I don’t believe in never, always, or forever And that means I love you.
Because I...