February 2011
Lazy Self-Indulgent Book Reviews: The Proposed... →
lazybookreviews:
I do not care why you want an abortion. You want an abortion? That’s good enough for me.
I am so happy to have my tax dollars pay for it. I would rather help a struggling young woman pay for an abortion than a) more unnecessary construction near my house, b) more subsidies for the corn and soybean industry, c) more studies on whether this abstinence thing is going to kick...
“Lately I feel like somebody made a big mess and I’ve got my mop and I’m mopping...”
– President Barack Obama
I do love a good socialist mop (via reallyfoxnews)
Dying.
(via meagsicle)
Socialist Mop is going to be the name of my new Ska band.
(via nicotinecoughdrop)
January 2011
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The heart is a muscle & we all know, boys have...
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themusiclibrary:
Tiny Dancer - Elton John
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Lunch break is so much better when I bring my...
In other news: STOP ORDERING FRAPPUCINOS JUST BECAUSE IT IS FIVE DEGREES WARMER OUTSIDE
IT IS JANUARY, STOP IT
on everything and nothing.
onusmemorandi:
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Amendment to Good Songs for Nice Weather
Pink Floyd’s “Great Gig in the Sky.” There’s something so lovely about Clare Torry screaming at me over a light piano interlude.
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Good Songs for Nice Weather
“Good Day Sunshine” - The Beatles
“Question” - The Moody Blues
“Break on Through (to the Other Side)” - The Doors
“Alive with the Glory of Love” - Say Anything
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Oh shit, "Whip My Hair" just came on.
DO NOT WHIP YOUR HAIR IN PUBLIC, JESSICA
IT IS NOT APPROPRIATE
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That moment when you put on a dress without tights...
cisfor:
…. And then you just put on knee-high boots.
I just wear opaque tights like, ALL the time.
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I'm listening to music in my headphones at...
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“Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare...”
– Bill Watterson (via calvinnhobbes)
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If a girl says "I'm cold" It means, "I want a hug"...
If I say “I’m cold,” that usually means “why the fuck am I still outside.”
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“When my husband died, because he was so famous and known for not being a...”
– Ann Druyan, talking about her dead husband Carl Sagan (via tr0llnthedungeon) (via k-so, savagemike) (via physicsphysics) (via dingo-at-sea)
STFU, Conservatives: I'm starting to get really... →
rabblevolunteer:
greenstate:
tiaramerchgirl:
…mainly because it seems a little too easy.
Instead of engaging with points of view that are challenging to yours (or just even working from a very different perspective), instead of looking within yourself to see how you’re…
^ WORD.
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dazaibrosamu asked: MEGA-STOKED
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Bliss & Zen: Unrelated to anything ever... →
thetart:
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mamafratelli:
I am deeply in love with The Tart. And I am going to propose to her in short order. Words cannot even describe.
I call maid of honor
I will do the flowers. And be the shoulder to cry on when someone has a nervous…
I get to be the flower girl, right? Ohaithar and I can be joint flower girls. And by that I mean we will be the...
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"I'm REALLY glad you guys are here right now,...
02:50 AM
The shower I just took was so satisfying
My face is doing this weird breakout thing and I felt like I was marinating in my own sebum all day
Repeated lazinesses have forced me to go to the store at three in the morning
Poop
Post-coital tristesse →
readmorewikipedia:
Sexual intercourse can sometimes lead to a feeling of melancholy called PCT, or post-coital tristesse. This is more common in men than in women.
A better-known reference is the Latin phrase Post coitum omne animal triste est —”After sexual intercourse every animal is sad”.
Giggling is usually the direction I go.
