December 2011
Any of y'all motherfuckers
coming to the bar with me tonight?
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disasterintegrous replied to your post: wow I am the mopiest
HEY DON’T KNOCK MY LIFE I AM A BEAUTIFUL MOPER
Moping is like orange. I can’t pull it off, but you wear it gorgeously.
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ezilidanto replied to your post: wow I am the mopiest
Wanna spend some time together? I’m pretty good at making people’s days better. :/
I gotta work from 12:45 to 8:30, but I’m going to the bar after that. You should come :)
Watchfootagenotfound:
animalstalkinginallcaps:
ATIAC will return on Saturday, December 31st because I’ve been sick for six days straight and all I want to do is sleep forever.
I quit smoking day before yesterday, so the veins in my neck may or may not be prominently featured in this video and I may or may not have said “fuck you” to a can of soup earlier.
(They are prominently featured, I...
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wow I am the mopiest
WALLOWING IS UNATTRACTIVE, NO MATTER HOW GOOD INGRID MICHAELSON IS
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It wasn't that Penelope was all that devoted to...
It was just that all her suitors were dolts. They didn’t interest her. I bet she thought it would be nice to find someone else to settle down with, but there wasn’t anybody else she wanted. She knew Odysseus would come home eventually. He always does.
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Ingrid Michaelson - Giving Up
What if we stop...
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today is a hard day
I tried explaining the concept of Home as Another Person to Nick last night and he fell asleep instead.
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speak, girl: liquidiousfleshbag replied to your... →
cobralalalalala:
speakgirl:
liquidiousfleshbag replied to your post: liquidiousfleshbag replied to your post:…
Ben had to stop playing it because it got too buggy on his computer. THE DRAGONS WERE FLYING BACKWARDS and now they just refuse to land? :(
That’s terrible! So far the only weird thing I’ve…
I can’t set foot in Markarth because the guards are glitched and attack me. Good thing...
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“And once, after a glass or two, you suddenly feel the holiday spirit — that...”
– Mulling: How to Manufacture the Holiday Spirit by Throwing a Bunch of Things in a Pot - The Hairpin
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“Now, the founders of libertarianism - Nozick et. al. - obviously understood the...”
– Noahpinion, “The Liberty of Local Bullies” (via recoveringhipster)
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I just spent an hour on ohpunseason's Sculpey cat
It still looks all wonky.
I am not good at Sculpeying.
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liquidiousfleshbag replied to your post: liquidiousfleshbag replied to your post:…
Ben had to stop playing it because it got too buggy on his computer. THE DRAGONS WERE FLYING BACKWARDS and now they just refuse to land? :(
That’s terrible! So far the only weird thing I’ve seen is the back half of a horse sticking out of the ground in a couple of different locations. It runs a...
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Jon Stewart Crushes Fox News In The 2011 Ratings →
mamaatheist:
The reason why Fox News feels so threatened by Jon Stewart is because his program is more popular than anything not named Bill O’Reilly on the network. Not only is Stewart popular, but he is popular with the coveted young demographics that Fox News struggles with. The average Fox News viewer is 65 years old. For years, the Fox News model of success has been powered by viewers...
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liquidiousfleshbag replied to your post: liquidiousfleshbag answered your question: I don’t…
Are you playing it on a console or PC?
PC.
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liquidiousfleshbag answered your question: I don’t have to go to work until 5:30!
SKYRIM
THAT IS THE ANSWER I WAS HOPING FOR
I don't have to go to work until 5:30!
How should I waste my time until then: Skyrim? Or Goodwill?
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Watchohpunseason:
Babysitting with speakgirl and teaching some feminism to a three year old
MASH. DA. KAYKEE-OCKEY!
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If angels exist, they'd sound like Alison Krauss.
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disasterintegrous replied to your photo: my cell phone is covered in pizza grease so is my…
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watchlet replied to your post: Nick won’t stop listening to Maps & Atlases
But maps & atlases is so fucking goooooooooood
Not my thing, bro. By all rights, it should be. I’ve just never been able to dig it.
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disasterintegrous replied to your post: disasterintegrous replied to your post:…
well, yes to all of those, but i meant you look pretty
:3 thank youuuuu
as the evening progresses and I get drunker I will probably take more pictures of myself
there is a 96% chance that they will be pictures of me eating pizza
Nick won't stop listening to Maps & Atlases
I am dying a slow and painful death at the hands of fret tapping
“By “intellectual,” I don’t mean he’s smart. I just mean...”
– my boss
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disasterintegrous replied to your post: POST-WORKOUT MIMOSA
unf.
I can’t tell if you’re unfing my mimosa, the possibility of pizza, or my sweaty face.
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POST-WORKOUT MIMOSA
to be followed shortly by post-workout pizza
I’M SEXY AND I KNOW IT
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“There are things one loses in giving up God, and they are not insignificant....”
– Good Minus God: The Moral Atheist - NYTimes.com (via morefunthanbeingsad)
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Man at bar ribs cop, 'Aw, you suck at darts'; cop... →
nicotinecoughdrop:
stfuconservatives:
anarchyagogo:
A man at a bar in Murrieta, California ribbed an off-duty cop that he ‘suck[ed] at darts,’ the cop, 42-year-old Dayle Long, reportedly responded by pulling out a gun and executing him in front of a shocked crowd in an incident one man described as ‘the most horrific scene I’ve seen in my entire life.’ Patch.com reports:
Chris Hull, a...
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Samsara
recoveringhipster:
speakgirl:
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This is really fucking good. I need to get off my ass and start writing again.
The fact that you liked it makes me SO. HAPPY.
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formed poetry exists to be broken.
there are few things I find more satisfying than writing something, shaping it into a form, and then fucking it up again.
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Samsara
The curvature of his spine is ingrained in the muscles of my hands. I can sense when he is ill-at-ease, and if we are alone, I will squeeze the back of his neck. I apply the right amount of pressure. Sometimes I wash his hair in the shower and I will love him until I am dead.
And if there is a soul, and if I should reincarnate, the person I become will love a man she cannot remember. Her mind...
Tricks to make women think you might not be an...
marxisforbros:
You’ll often find yourself in social situations where you’re suddenly asked to describe what kind of woman you’re attracted to. Now maybe you’re the kind of joe schmoe that likes thin blonds with big boobs, what do you say? You know that you can’t outright admit that because you once heard a scary lesbian saying something about the babes on billboards making women feel...
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“The popular notion about marriage and love is that they are synonymous, that...”
– Emma Goldman (via caitidid)
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materialism
I now possess these things:
2 qt slow cooker
stand mixer (yusssss)
piping bag set with twenty-six different tips (whaaaat)
and an instruction book, lols
offset spatula
sushi serving set
All I asked for were kitchen items. My plan is to ask for all the home furnishings I’ll need for birthday and Christmas gifts so that I won’t have any reasons ever to get married.
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Magz
blissandzen:
Magz, the godchild who requested the house pic, has been a surprisingly large influence on the world of Bliss and Zen being what it is, and is entirely responsible for anyone else besides Fuss’ family being being adopted.
Her dad’s a friend of ours, and he became a single parent when she was small. We started keeping her and her older sister once in a while so her dad could have a...
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