speak, girl

I couldn’t ship Simon/Kaylee any less.

ryanvoid:

Eurgh. So contrived and boring.
HURRR AREN’T SMART DUDES INEPT AT MAKING TIME WITH THE LADIES
AMIRITE
KAYLEE’S JUST SO EARTHY AND SIMON’S JUST SO SMART
BUT YA PUT ‘EM TOGETHERAND
oh, wait.
GODDAMN NOTHING, THAT’S WHAT 

I am with you so hard on this.

I concur with the person who said they ship Kaylee/Jayne. Match made in greasy, horny, simple heaven.