07 2 / 2012

The neighbors just got a new dog.

They let it outside every morning, whereupon it barks for what seems like eternity. This must be what it feels like when mothers hear someone else’s baby crying. I WOULD LET YOU INSIDE IF YOU BELONGED TO ME, PUPPY. I WOULD SNUGGLE YOU. I WOULD NOT YELL AT YOU TO SHUT UP.

Bad pet owners boil my guts.

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