The man she loves rejects her then leaves, and what does Eowyn do? She doesn’t cry into her Cherry Garcia, she gets up the next morning and armors up to FIGHT A WAR. Oh, but women aren’t allowed to fight, Theoden says. FUCK YOU THEODEN, I’M GOING TO PUT ON THIS HELMET AND KILL EVERYTHING THAT SUCKS. Namely, the fucking Witch King of the Nazgul, who NO MAN COULD KILL BUT NO PROBLEM BECAUSE I’M EOWYN AND I AM NO MAN SO I’LL JUST STAB YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE NOW.
Sit down, Bella Swan.
BAHAH This is truly the ONLY thing that could tear me away from my exclusive HP reblog Spam. Well done, LotR
I missed out on HP being a part of my childhood because I was too busy reading Tolkien. (I regret nothing.)
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