Eight-Step Strategy for Defeating the Uterine Blues
- Kiss boyfriend
- Encouraging words
My feelings are a mess.
My period’s due tomorrow, I don’t really want to cry tonight but it looks like that’s what’s gonna happen.
period, o period
Where are you, period? Why are you hiding? I know you’re in there. Don’t think you can trick me with a 28-day cycle when I’m used to 25 or 26. I know I’m not pregnant. I can tell from the back pain and cramps that started yesterday. You think it’s so funny to wait until the day before my birthday, don’t you? Well, fuck you, period. I’m going to have a good day and not wonder where you are at all.
If my period had a cell phone, I’d call it 38 times in a row.
my emotions are all over the place
they keep spilling like I can’t hold the glass upright
I just don’t want to do anything.
I only got out of bed this morning (after resetting my alarm twice) because it was too hot to stay upstairs. I want to spend all my money and eat at fast food restaurants. I want to stay home and stare at the wall and not talk to anyone. I want to sleep. I am irritable; the insignificant mannerisms of my coworkers and loved ones are sandpaper on an exposed nerve.
Oh. Well, at least I’ll be fine in a few days.
STOP IT, PERIOD
I DON’T WANT TO BE SAD
I DON’T WANT TO BE BLEEDING
I JUST WANT TO PARTY
What PMDD means to me
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